I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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