ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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