He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
People in love make me want to vomit
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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