just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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