yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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