I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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