And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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