A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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