i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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