My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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