He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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