she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
All I want is dick and wine.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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