we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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