he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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