Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I DEMAND FORESKIN
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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