the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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