in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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