I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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