Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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