I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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