OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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