Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Just invented taco cereal.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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