is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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