His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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