Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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