ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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