what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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