Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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