Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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