I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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