youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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