i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize