i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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