paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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