My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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