I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
its liver damage thursday
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