Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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