So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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