I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i dont even know how to be here
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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