wrigley field is MILF paradise
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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