in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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