I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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