we're blogging at a bar
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Everclear isn't food dammit
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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