That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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