Well douche your snatch and let's go!
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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