Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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