JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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