And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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