She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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