How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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Have fun and good luck.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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